Boat Planning

It was a beautifully sunny, yet cold and frosty, morning on the canal today. Frosty Boat   We were here to visit MGM Boats in order to develop our plans. The boatyard looked lovely in the frosty sunshine. IMG_0167   We have spent a lot of time over the past month planning out rooms, thinking about space, finding pictures of styles we like, and even coming up with a new name for the boat! We arrived armed with drawings. plans It was encouraging to discover that Martin at MGM had reached almost exactly the same decisions as ourselves. Planning a narrowboat is all about finding ways to save space. Our concept for the back study-bedroom did exactly that, saving roughly three feet when compared with our first attempt. This space will be put to good use further down the boat, particularly in the kitchen.

So, the boat will be 67′, which is close to the maximum length for a narrowboat. The stern will be done in a typical MGM style, with a large cruiser deck so that people can gather, and central steps down into the cabin. This will look something like one of their previous boats, called ‘Snail’s Pace’. The first three photographs here give a good idea.

Once inside, the first room will be Andrew’s study bedroom, containing a music studio space and a double bed, along with a wardrobe and washing machine. From there you pass through a walk-through bathroom, in which the corridor switches sides so that boat is nicely balanced. The next room is a double bedroom with large wardrobe at the foot of the bed. After that comes the kitchen, with an external hatch opposite the sink, and wine and vegetable coolers sunk into the floor. Beyond that is the saloon, with the solid fuel stove to the left side of the doors out, and the TV stand to the right. This also has a hatch, a loose-leaf table, and a crafting cupboard for Louise. The front doors open into the ‘conservatory’ well deck area, which has banquette seating arranged around a removable table. This will be a wonderful space for sitting out, dining, admiring the view, etc. It has a solid steel roof and a transparent removable cover for maximum view all around. The water tank is cleverly built into the seating. Beyond that is the hatch containing the bow-thrusters. The roof will have solar panels, a TV antenna system (operated from inside the boat), a wifi antenna (also connected to a box inside the boat), the chimney for the stove and the usual plank, pole and mop (does anybody ever actually use the mop?). The colour scheme will be green (similar to Faustroll) and cream with some red. As these plans develop, we will start posting more detailed diagrams and photographs here. Andrew

Froth on the Daydream: a little history

Andrew writes…

2015! A new year and a new life awaits Louise and I, as we eagerly anticipate the arrival of our brand new narrowboat. It will be a 67′ live-aboard, to be built by MGM Boats, Leicester. Construction of the hull will begin in March and the boat should be ready by September/October.

This co-written blog (intermittent entries from each of us) will document all aspects of our life aboard. We have called it ‘Froth on the Daydream’ after the wonderful novel by Boris Vian in its translation by the late Stanley Chapman, who was a dear friend and the UK’s leading pataphysician. Vian’s free-wheeling writing is full of delightful surprises which seem to sum up the allure of our chosen lifestyle. ‘Froth on the Daydream’ is also the top contender for the name of the new boat, although we will reserve judgment until we set foot upon it: a boat should not be named until it actually exists.

At the moment we are living in a house, as we have done since 2007. All this time, we have thought of ourselves as boaters, despite being landlocked, and so we cannot wait to get back to the water. The call of the canals has been powerful and, now we are in a position to do so, we will eventually sell the house once we have moved aboard.

Our first boat was called ‘Mamta’. This was a 45′ cruiser stern narrowboat moored at Trinity Marina on the Ashby Canal near Hinckley. It was a lovely little boat – great for pootling up and down the canal at weekends. Living aboard was more difficult, however, because the space was so limited.

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We therefore decided to upgrade to a new 57′ boat. This was ‘Faustroll’, a trad stern narrowboat build by Les Wilson, which we eventually moored at Wigram’s Turn Marina at the junction of the Oxford and Grand Union canals.

nb Faustroll navigating Hawkesbury Junction.
nb Faustroll navigating Hawkesbury Junction.

Pataphysical readers will of course recognise the name of the boat: Alfred Jarry’s contradictory combination of ‘Faust’ and ‘troll’ to create the great pataphysician Dr Faustroll. (For those who have no idea what this all means, see wikipedia or, indeed, buy my book!).

All the coach painting and decorations were done by the legendary Phil Speight. The boat was decorated with yellow spirals (the pataphysical emblem).


The one on the side echoed the portholes. It’s a clever effect.2

The name panel included a gargoyle from the Collège de ‘Pataphysique journal.


nb Faustroll was a great live-aboard boat, and we cruised the Midlands canals very happily for a number of years. This time afloat was period of great creativity, stimulated by the slow pace of life, the glories of the natural surroundings, and the nomadic lifestyle. Here are some internal shots, the second showing Peter Warden’s painting of Looe Island:

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It was during these years that Louise made her first leather roses and founded The English Leather Rose Co. Ltd. which is now a successful business selling large numbers of roses around the world. keepsakeleatherr1

‘Roses and castles’ is the folk art tradition of the canals, so it seems very appropriate that the first leather roses should have been made afloat.

I wrote The Digital Musician while aboard Faustroll, keeping pace with Simon Emmerson (who was also writing a book at the time) through a joint blog.

But, all good things must come to an end, as someone once said. Changes to my job obliged us first to buy a flat and then to sell ‘Faustroll’. It was a sad day when we said goodbye to our boat, but at the time we were very focused on the future and so did not spend too much time missing the canal life. Since then our daydreams have formed themselves more and more into the image of a narrowboat. This new boat is, then, the froth on the daydream that we have been dreaming for seven years!